once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.
For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.
Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.
"Thank you, Molly."
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
Why do people think college students are adults I was having breakfast at Fresh and a dude put soft serve on his cornflakes and the like four other people saw him do it and put soft serve on their trix and reces puffs college students are not adults they are so much more interesting
I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did
I feel you, little duck
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night