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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

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teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

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thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

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J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan (via kushandwizdom)

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.

thatstheriddle:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

 don’t need this but i need this

(Source: teknolojimanya, via katiemortenson)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via manda)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via thelostandtheirminds)

Last night i finally meet this guy that my mangers wanted toset me up with and honestly it was so awkward because literaly everyone was in on it but we didn’t have anything to say it was horrible

Jack Falahee + selfies

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