a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.
i would have no use for this
there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product
but i want it
don’t need this but i need this
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
Last night i finally meet this guy that my mangers wanted toset me up with and honestly it was so awkward because literaly everyone was in on it but we didn’t have anything to say it was horrible