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i just came up with the perfect rejection line. If a guy asks you to fuck him and you dont want to just say, “I live by the motto go big or go home and judging by the bump in your pants, ill be going home” ive never done this but im 47% it will work.

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We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

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I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

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When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.


Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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Remember drink water eat fruit and stay positive

& have orgasms. That is very important.

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how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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